Deep Heat

They say it takes 10 years to become a master of your craft. Ruby and Kate have a collective 3, they are beyond master status. Kate and Ruby regularly share a full-bodied red with Lorne Michaels. Kate McKinnon has us on speed-dial. Hannah Gadsby? Who's that? 

We digress. Ruby and Kate, under the pseudonym of Deep Heat, have been tasked with putting on the greatest sketch comedy show of all time. Will it flop? Cannot predict now. Will they finally make Kate's Mum proud? My sources point to no.  Will Ruby ever wash out her keep cup? Outlook not so good.

Straight off the back of their (somewhat), sold-out Sydney Comedy Fest show Splenda: The Reunion Tour, come and see Kate and Ruby in their debut Sydney Fringe Comedy performance. 

"I don't really know if either of them like me" - A close friend of several years.

"A bit emotionally distant, pretty hot, but in a weird way" - Our exes 

"Not entirely sure what was going on but the singing was lovely" - Nans