Elysia Hall & Julia Rorke

Not Another F**ked Bitch in India

Venue, Date & Time

The Factory Theatre

Sat 30th Sep 2017 - 5:45 pm

Sun 1st Oct 2017 - 4:45 pm

Show Duration

60mins

Ticket Price Range

$10.00 - $15.00

Recommended For

Over 18s Only
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NOT ANOTHER FUCKED BITCH IN INDIA (yep you all know one or ten). 

You think you’re gonna go to India and rectify your cunty soul... You think that if you do the splits on a Buddha in Delhi, then suddenly your vag will be enlightened and you will menstruate wisdom. Youz think going to Coogee Pav and then Byron Bay and then last stop India is going to cure you of your fucked emptiness. You think doing 100 hours of yoga training for the purpose of getting hot, under the guise of wanting to become a yoga teacher, thinking that you are capable of being a yoga teacher, when actually you would be a shit yoga teacher, is going to fix your self-hatred. You think going to India and buying 100 saris and starting a business of selling ethically sourced free trade kimonos when you get home is going to cure you of being a shit person (maybe you're not even aware you're a shit person but, that's how shit you are). So, you go to India to be thankful, thankful for Stella McCartney, for your Laser Hair Removal, for your Kookaburra Milk Piccolo lattes, for your amazing boyfriend who somehow managed to not cheat on you the whole week you were away. Well think again dickheads, the gratitude only lasts as long as the henna you stupid S***.Have you been to India? Well you can get this one right India.

From the creator of 'Don't Be A C*** This Is How' (Radalaide, Melb, Syd, Self-Encored, Edinbrah) Julisa Ruhk and Lesqueesha Helena the raging Lez who dun give a fuck and whose gunna get you, comes this brand new sketch show about fucked bitches featuring interpretive Tai Kwan Doe and Mona Hotel Club Beatz. 

"WOW after seeing this show I realised my 97 consective photos of the sunset with the sari and vegan smoothie bowl were all fucking pointless and didn't make me feel better about anything at all I just realised I was actually a cunt and wasting my time and my life which I only have one of and maybe I should read a fucking book or give someone I love a call. Who do I love? Why am I vegan but? If I didn't take a pikky and gram it did it actually happen? If I don't take a pikky and gram it DO I EVEN EXIST!??!?!?!?!?? MUM HELP!!!!!!! - AKA I feel transformed: definitely a must see, 17 STARS" - SMH/Syd location-free-insta-blogger-bitch (not a career loser)

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