Elysia Hall & Julia Rorke

Not Another F**ked Bitch in India

Venue, Date & Time

The Factory Theatre

Sat 30th Sep 2017 - 5:45 pm

Sun 1st Oct 2017 - 4:45 pm

Show Duration

60mins

Ticket Price Range

$10.00 - $15.00

Recommended For

Over 18s Only
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You think you’re gonna go to India and rectify your cunty soul.  You think that if you do the splits on a Buddha in Delhi, then suddenly your vag will be enlightened and you will menstruate wisdom. Youz think going to Coogee Pav and then Byron Bay and then last stop India is going to cure you of your fucked emptiness. You think doing 100 hours of yoga training for the purpose of getting hot, under the guise of wanting to become a yoga teacher, thinking that you are capable of being a yoga teacher, when actually you would be a shit yoga teacher, is going to fix your self-hatred. You think going to India and buying 100 saris and starting a business of selling ethically sourced free trade kimonos when you get home is going to cure you of being a shit person. So, you go to india to be thankful, thankful for stella McCartney, for your laser hair removal, for your kookaburra milk piccolo lattes, for your amazing boyfriend who somehow managed to not cheat on you the whole week you were away. Well think again dickheads, the gratitude only lasts as long as the henna you stupid S***. Have you been to India? Well you can get this one right India.

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