Wed 20th Sep 2017 - 9:30 pm
Fri 22nd Sep 2017 - 9:30 pm
Sun 24th Sep 2017 - 8:30 pm
“MMM YEH DICKS. So bloody good. I actually cry when I think about them because they make me so happy. Dicks are my espresso martini, my Shania twain, my Quran, You know!!! They’re sacred and I worship them.”- Said the extremely closeted lesbian.
It was a performance of a lifetime that had audiences pining for more. The herald sun called it : “a compelling and brave performance”
The bloke elysia shagged on schoolies who’s name or respect she never caught said, “She must have gone to Nida, the orgasms seemed so real”
Elysia’s mum and dad called it “A knockout performance…we thought Brooke from tennis camp was just a friend.”
‘How good are dicks’ is an absurd but true tale of a northern beaches girl lying to the world and her vagina about her sexuality. One psycho bitch, one stage, one path to pussy.
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