Splenda in The Carpet

Splenda in The Carpet -

Live in Sydney

Venue, Date & Time

The Factory Theatre

Sat 29th Sep 2018 - 5:45 pm

Sun 30th Sep 2018 - 4:45 pm

Show Duration

45mins

Ticket Price Range

$10.00 - $15.00

Recommended For

Ages 15+
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I wake up, I hear breathing. Breathing that doesn't stop. I slightly giggle as breathing, as we all know, is very strange, something that even rubber bands do! Crazy! Hang on, the breathing has momentarily stopped. Yet someone is in my bed.

I believe this is the same person that follows me in reflections, what a dashing figure they are.

Hold my hand. Together, for two nights only, let us explore the stories that are too often caught in the thick carpet, left as an afterthought to the eager Dyson. 

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Soooooooooooooo ok. -My Mum.

Pretty alright -My cousin from Canberra.

Like no bad, but not not bad. -A mutual friend. 

Exciting if you're into that sort of thing -My 'friend'.

No, I thought it was quite nice. -My nice Auntie. 

Didn't get it. -My not nice Auntie.

Arrhh well, the most we can do it try. -Me, to me.

Soooooooooooooo ok. -My Mum.

Pretty alright -My cousin from Canberra.

Like no bad, but not not bad. -A mutual friend. 

Exciting if you're into that sort of thing -My 'friend'.

No, I thought it was quite nice. -My nice Auntie. 

Didn't get it. -My not nice Auntie.

Arrhh well, the most we can do is try. -Me, to me.

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