“Well, back in my day, we bought lettuce all the time!”


The nursing home is normally quiet and cold on a Sunday afternoon, but when the crochet club gets an unexpected visitor, the heat starts to rise - and this is not your average hot flush. There’s something in the denture waters, and it’s up to Ruth, Gladys and Patty to figure it out. The clues are right in front of them… but they haven’t had their bifocals checked in a while.


After almost 60 years of friendship they have gotten into some pretty wild adventures - but how will they go trying to remember them with a crochet hook to their necks? The Brittle Women are improvisers, sketch writers and heavy Deep Heat users. Come see their debut musical sketch bonanza full of disastrously mis-remembered anecdotes, nursing home mafia mysteries, and raw, hot sexual energy.


Come for the sweaty banana innuendos, stay for the free knee replacement raffle. Join us while we make you an offer we can’t remember, but a night you won’t forget.


PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT UNFORTUNATELY THIS VENUE IS NOT WHEELCHAIR ACCESSIBLE.