If you do meal prep and watch Ted Lasso you’re typical. Neuro-fucking-typical.

This is for folks who:

    • Get so bored they develop schizophrenia for entertainment.

    • Drop acid while listening to the Jurassic park soundtrack pretending frill neck lizards are dinosaurs.

    • Sprint in the park while listening to the dunkirk soundtrack pretending you’re under artillery fire.

    • Would rather smoke herbal cowardice than drink liquid courage.

    • Headbutt payphones just for the cardio.