Hey, it's Hot Department - here are some new sketches that we made. Umm I miss you - !? - I can't believe I just said that… oh god that's so embarrassing. I didn't think you were gonna be reading this… but like wow, it’s been a long time. Yeah!  Yeah we’re doing great - are you still dating… Jen! That's right! Wow how long has it been now? Kids? no ? Well you know ….. Um anyway - we should… catch up? Yeah definitely. Anyway maybe I’ll see you at this show - yeah we’re just trying out some new stuff. Yeah some dances and nudity too -  you know - the usual. Anyway… I guess I’ll see you around? Ummm it was really great to - yeah… me too. Bye…I love yo- (I feel your breath on my neck). God what are we doing? We shouldn't be doing this - this is bad. Soooo bad…naughty. Meet me at the show, ok? I love you so much. I love you. Oh god I can't wait. I can’t wait to be with you again. Bye for now, not for-...(we embrace, your touch is like static electricity, prickling my skin and my throbbing desires. I know this is bad - but why does it have to feel so good) …

Sketch comedy duo, Hot Department, are bringing to you their brand new WORK IN PROGRESS show. Come with us on a journey of loose jokes, overcommitted choreography and multiple apologies. We’ll probs show some ass and make you listen to us sing - if that’s what you want. Is that what you want?!  Miss you Sydney <3 Call us back, Dad.

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