Gay, tired and a little bit anxious, take a tour with Carmelo through the gutters of his Italian vacation and emerge at awkward family dinners, asking the big philosophical questions, like “are we too hard on cockroaches?”. From cute depression discoveries to testing the limits of his lower back pain one hook-up at a time, strap in for one big overshare of a show!


An hour of classic stand-up, Carmelo delivers laughter by the fistful Dripping in dry sarcasm, with dashes of self-loathing, Sloppy Toppy is for those with a penchant for the dark and dirty.


A show about getting over the mess, whilst still getting under it, and learning a dirty top isn’t the end of the world.


'Will leave you doubling over with laughter.' ★★★★ What Did She Think


'Like a machine gun... held the audience in his hand.' Weekend Notes


"Filled with pithy wit, campy melodrama, and electric raunch" ★★★★ - Ryan Hamilton (Funny Tonne)


'A willingness to be vulnerable and dirty and sad, and funny.' Praise Dionysus