Have you been zapped of your zest by the apps? Left bereft, feeling trapped and, at best, a little app...rehensive about dating?

Have you swiped your last swipe, now with a gripe against your 'type', wishing to wipe your hands of that tripe?

We love them, we hate them - but are dating apps a necessary evil... or unnecessarily evil?

Songs, stories, and scintillating scrutinisation from the brain-goo of an app-less and hapless sod, 'Swipe Left' goes meta for a metaphor, takes a swipe at the swiping, gets unhinged about Hinge, grumbles about Bumble and takes Tinder out with the trash...

... only to download them again a month later.

Invite your Tinder date*. It'll be a blast!

*Maybe don't.